Sunday, July 20, 2008

Vin Rouge/Similes

My cats are like Perfection, but they shed more.

Friends are like enemies, but more pleasant.

Lust is like disgust, but more palpable.

Lawns are like Hummers, but more standard.

Laughing is like crying, but more people are involved.

Twinkies are like the 1st Amendment, but more unnecessary.

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